As the song goes: you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
Look, we had fun last night. It’s just that I had a really long week and my Netflix queue is out of control. I feel like you’re either going to judge me for watching Real Housewives of Atlanta or you’ll try to talk over The Bachelor. Neither options are great. You’ve got to go.
For Your Plus One Soon To Be Minus One:
Look at you. You got lucky twice today. Siyonara!
The Libation: Skinny Grapefruit Margarita
Anytime someone on the show drinks, you drink. By the end, you’ll think you’re actually in the show.
The Main: Rainbow Breakfast Taco
Eggs and plenty of veggies mean you can nom them down without feeling guilty. Plus, they’re colorful… just like your favorite reality tv star.
Let’s keep with the south of the border theme and whip up some super easy crescent roll treats. They have that great churro flavor and are easy to make. You’ll be happy to have a little sweet to counter all the saltiness on TV.